automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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sexybaldwin:

I love how, once again, Night Vale pulled the rug out from under us. I thought the separation was going to be really traumatic and depressing, not Carlos basically having the time of his life like

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homohotlii2p:

Upon finding out that Cecil is an Aquarius and Carlos is a Tauros (which makes sense), I looked up their compatibility on Astrology.com and I found this.

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Wow.

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thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

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singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

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dcassom:

dorks who think they are cool 
swedenwife28:

My patron-troll.Nepeta is amazing c: 


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blondejean:

best fanfic tropes:

  • 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
  • 'maybe we should pretend to date'
  • 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
  • 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'

You forgot

  • I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
  • Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
  • Hot single dad hires broke babysitter

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